Category: Capital Gains Erotic Fantasies

Ever gotten hard thinking about long-term capital gains? Yeah, me neither—until these capital gains erotic fantasies. Girls who treat profits like aphrodisiacs, stripping every time the market ticks up, riding you harder when the chart goes green. Short squeezes become literal squeezes, dividends get paid in squirting. It’s nerdy, it’s nasty, and somehow you’ll never look at your brokerage account the same way again.